My horoscope today

"The moon is contacting the sun and forming a new moon in your sign today. A time of splendid advancement and progress"

Can someone explain what the heck does this mean in English? Thx.

On another note. I just noticed that my Windows Live Messenger has Private Messages. I don't know if it's Windows mission to get me laid but all the messages are something like below:

From: Kristen Hayden
Subject: hello
Sent: March 02 8:41 PM

Thousands of girls want to hook up in your area! why pass them up? click here to see them.


From: Elisa Poe
Subject:hey
Sent: February 07 8:42 AM

Have a different girl in your bed daily! Click here to make it a reality!

and my favorite...

From: Julia Simpson
Subject:hi
Sent: February 25 12:35 AM

Why stay single? When you could be banging different girls every night? Click here now!!!

I do hope that I'm not the only one getting these messages. Is there anyway I can stop these? I've also been getting random adds on Messenger. Argh.

Windows needs to do something about this or maybe I need to get laid then this will all stop.

~I miss Bali~