Booze Alert

Nico and Rayner's birthday 'party' at Chill, Phileo Damansara. Gonna die. Why? Empty stomach and people forcing drinks down your throat simply because you look 'sober'. Anyone mastered the art of looking drunk while being sober?

I silently plan to leave un-noticed at sometime slightly after 1am. Think that will happen? I think I got a better chance of flying to the moon.

Notes to self;

* Do not dance. People will notice if there is lack of movement of on the dance floor and will come looking for you.

* Do not allow your car keys to be 'taken' from you under any circumstances at all

* Do not mention you got an early day tommorrow and you got to go early. That would make people say 'Aiyoh where can? Ok ok la down this and you ciao la' which is simple but imagine 25 people telling you the same thing.

* Do not volunteer to drink the birthday boys' flaming lambo / tequilla shots/ sambucca shots unless it's a life or death situation.

* Set alarm NOW (check)

* If all else fails, god save me

Have a good Wednesday night people.

~To chill we go. La la la~