Man with hands in pocket ...

Let's see it's 8.30pm and;

1. Eddie wants to meet up at 10.30 to follow up on yesterday's business plan at a quiet cafe! Where in Taman Desa is there a quiet cafe? Probably try to coax him to go to Cafe 2047, least they have beer there. And cards!!

2. Eng Soon sms-ed and wants to go out. I'm guessing Velvet since it's Mambo Night. Honestly, i think i need a break from Zouk/Velvet already becoming part of the furniture lately. Haven't replied his sms yet though :p

3. Natasha wants to have dinner and she's gonna pick up Sabrina. I hope we eat somewhere nearby though. Quite afraid I might get into another arguement later so the nearer it is the shorter the ride home.

4. Not quite sure what to get for mum's bday on the 10th. Think i'll give my sis a call.

On an ending note check this email i got my Jacinta my colleague. I found some of it hilarious. .. er... i'll leave it up to you to decide.

Chinese Peoverbs

1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
6. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
7. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
8. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
9. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
10. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
11. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
12. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
13. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
14. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
15. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
16. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
17. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
18. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
19. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
20. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
21. Man who learn to masturbate come in handy.


Jacinta, since you found my blog i dedicate this post to you! Why on earth did you get so driven to find my blog in the first place i don't know but i shall find yours! Be afraid.

~ One jug of Tiger ~